STARF*CKER

Ever since his big Oscar win in February, Forest Whitaker has been parasitically best-friended by none other than John Travolta in a sad and desperate attempt to squeeze his nelly butt in the spotnight.

Last night was no different. With their wives Kelly and Keisha in tow, the casually dressed foursome stepped out for a ritzy dinner in New York City. The appetizer? A few photo-ops for the press.

Say, "Publicityyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"