We didn't reported on it cuz we knew it was a pack of lies, but Leonardo DiCaprio has branded rumours he is to become a father "totall bullsh*t."

It was reported yesterday his Israeli model girlfriend Bar Rafaeli is expecting their first child in the autumn, but Leo says the story is false.

Leo's publicist said: "The story is totally bullsh*t. 100 per cent made up bu*ll*cks." (You gotta love a rep who's got the mouth of a sailor.)

Anyway, for those of you who thrive on untrue gossip, rumour has it that the couple plan to marry in Israel this summer, with a larger celebration in the US later in the year.

Oy vey!